Presidential Tweets Throughout History

In honor of Presidents Day…


It should come as no surprise that US Presidents have access to technology long before the rest of get it. What you may not realize is that every US President had access to Twitter and Smartphones. I know, you’re wondering how that is even possible. Try not to think about it and just enjoy. Here are highlights from some of our more popular Commanders-in-Chief.

GeorgeWashington (@General1stPrez)

April 30, 1789 @ 1:07pm
A chap in exceptionally odd dress gave me this tiny printing press and said I should use it to share what I think with the world. I know not

April 30, 1789 @ 1:08pm
It would appear that this magical printer-in-miniature has limitations upon it appertaining to the amount one can say any given time. As I

April 30, 1789 @ 12:09pm
Damn this confounding thing. I’ve half a mind to throw it in the Photograph.

April 30, 1789 @ 1:10
What the Devil? This evil thing thinks for itself. It changed my scribings, of its own volition. What on earth is a Potomac?

April 30, 1789 @ 1:11pm
Blast this thing!

Thomas Jefferson (@TommyJeffs1801)

February 3, 1805 @ 8:36am
WTF, Sally? #babymamadrama

Abraham Lincoln (@EmanciPrez)

April 13, 1861 @ 6:03pm
It is SO on, scalawags! #fortsumpterlikeamofo

April 14, 1865 @ 3:47pm
I need a night at the theatre tonight like I need a hole in the head.

Franklin D. Roosevelt (@NewDealHustler)

December 6, 1941 @ 8:56pm
Thinking about a vacation in Hawaii.

February 4, 1945 @ 10:12pm
It is going to be a trying week between Churchill’s breath of cognac and cigars, and Stalin’s gas of vodka and borscht.

John F. Kennedy (@HandsomeJack)

November 22, 1963 @ 5:17am
I need a trip to Dallas like I need a hole in the head.

Lyndon Johnson (@BigTex)

March 16, 1964 @ 9:36am
Not sure what I ate, but cleared the cabinet meeting again. LOL

Ronald Reagan (@Gipper81)

December 7, 1985 @ 10:13am
What the hell is Caspar babbling about? I ran, not him. Who ate my jelly beans?

George H.W. Bush (@CIA2VP2Prez)

January 20, 1989 @ 2:04pm
If they only knew.

April 21, 1990 @ 11:42pm
Who is this Dana Carvey a$$hole? Let’s see how he likes losing a career. #wastedtalent

William Jefferson Clinton (@BigBubbaC)

“What the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.” Come on! That one is better than “I didn’t inhale.” #bulletproof

George W. Bush (@WtheDecider)

January 20, 2001 @ 3:13pm
I cant baleev it. Turd Blossom pulled it off.

September 10, 2001 @ 8:47am
Your gonna git it Iraq for attacking us.

September 10, 2001 @ 8:48am
My bad. Forget that last tweet.

September 11, 2001 @ 8:47am
Your gonna git it Iraq for attacking us.

Barak Obama (@BarryOMG)

January 20, 2009 @ 12:41pm
Just crop-dusted Dubya. #inauguralfart

June 23, 2013 @ 11:44pm
@JoeBiden69 Stop telling your hookers I’m your butler.


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